1 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:04,019 You know what your problem is? 2 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:08,180 You are sexually intimidated by girls like Evelyn and me. What? 3 00:00:08,580 --> 00:00:13,540 Yeah, that's why you like bimbos. It's little fake orgasms to feed your ego and 4 00:00:13,540 --> 00:00:15,200 tell you how great you are in bed. 5 00:00:15,820 --> 00:00:19,900 Look, I've never had a problem satisfying girls. 6 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:21,660 Keep telling yourself that. 7 00:00:22,180 --> 00:00:26,180 What the hell are you doing? 8 00:00:26,500 --> 00:00:27,500 Proving a point. 9 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:30,600 You're my stepbrother, go prove your point to someone else. 10 00:00:30,940 --> 00:00:33,060 I don't have to. I've already satisfied everybody. 11 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:34,440 You're disgusting. 12 00:00:35,220 --> 00:00:37,180 But you secretly like it, don't you? 13 00:00:38,620 --> 00:00:39,620 You're right. 14 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:50,740 I hate that you make me feel so good. 15 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:02,900 That was, uh, weird. 16 00:01:04,180 --> 00:01:05,860 Yeah, extremely weird. 17 00:01:06,380 --> 00:01:08,700 Yeah, but I would do it again, I mean, wouldn't you? 18 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:10,720 Yeah. 19 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:12,320 Maybe. I don't know. 20 00:01:21,460 --> 00:01:25,820 Despite what Darren had told me, I was done with the charade and all the lying. 21 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:29,640 But when I finally made up my mind to come clean, it was too late. 22 00:01:30,559 --> 00:01:31,980 How'd you come up with the name Hannah Buckman? 23 00:01:33,380 --> 00:01:34,380 What? 24 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:36,160 Don't lie to me. 25 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:37,520 I know everything. 26 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:41,700 How did you... Left your email open. I went through your computer. I saw it 27 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:44,080 Dad. Is that some type of thick joke? 28 00:01:44,540 --> 00:01:46,520 No. Not at all. 29 00:01:47,660 --> 00:01:50,700 You know your mother and I have been going through a rough couple of years. 30 00:01:51,180 --> 00:01:52,940 I wasn't trying... No. 31 00:01:53,260 --> 00:01:54,320 And I needed somebody. 32 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:56,200 I know you did. 33 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:57,640 No, you didn't. 34 00:01:58,280 --> 00:01:59,640 Otherwise you wouldn't have done that to me. 35 00:02:00,780 --> 00:02:05,280 I shared things with you that I haven't shared with anybody. 36 00:02:05,820 --> 00:02:07,000 I'm glad you did. 37 00:02:07,620 --> 00:02:10,539 What, if you could fuck up my life already more than it's fucked up? No. 38 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:15,840 Andrew, I created that profile because of how I feel about you. 39 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:18,320 I wanted to feel close to you. 40 00:02:18,620 --> 00:02:21,440 Close to me? We haven't barely talked in two years. 41 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:23,320 Yeah, because I didn't know how. 42 00:02:24,900 --> 00:02:29,160 Ever since you and my mom started dating, I've had this attraction towards 43 00:02:30,060 --> 00:02:33,300 Like we're long -lost lovers or something. 44 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:35,360 Soulmates. 45 00:02:36,780 --> 00:02:38,160 But what was I supposed to do? 46 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:41,000 Make a move on my mom's husband? 47 00:02:41,820 --> 00:02:43,300 No, I'm not her husband anymore. 48 00:02:43,900 --> 00:02:45,820 She served me divorce papers this morning. 49 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:49,140 She emailed them to me. It wasn't me unless that was you catfishing me. 50 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:52,060 No. God, no. I would never do that. 51 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,000 Are you okay? 52 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:56,840 With your mother? 53 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:03,840 Yeah, I mean, we've been over it for a couple years, so... I'm sorry. 54 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:12,500 Hannah, on the other hand, should be harder to get over. 55 00:03:12,980 --> 00:03:14,800 You don't have to get over her. 56 00:03:15,900 --> 00:03:16,900 She's right here. 57 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:19,920 Yeah. 58 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:23,960 The only things that I lied to you about was what I looked like. 59 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,540 The things I shared with you. 60 00:03:28,220 --> 00:03:29,220 Those were real. 61 00:03:29,620 --> 00:03:30,920 The feelings were real. 62 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:32,760 Let me ask you this. 63 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:37,940 If I looked like Hannah Buckman, would things be different right now? 64 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:40,820 Would it be so easy for you to walk out the door? 65 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:43,500 I'm not walking out the door. 66 00:03:45,220 --> 00:03:46,220 I'm shutting it. 67 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:10,800 This feels so long. 68 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:11,880 Yeah. 69 00:04:13,740 --> 00:04:14,740 That's a kill. 70 00:29:10,790 --> 00:29:15,550 Even though it was ultimately me that won over the heart of my stepfather, I 71 00:29:15,550 --> 00:29:17,370 still have to give credit where credit is due. 72 00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:21,290 So you think you can just post about me on your social media? 73 00:29:21,650 --> 00:29:25,890 Starting with my stepbrother, Darren, for being such a pig and scaring me into 74 00:29:25,890 --> 00:29:26,890 telling the truth. 75 00:29:27,010 --> 00:29:28,210 I thought it was fucking rad. 76 00:29:28,770 --> 00:29:29,609 You're such a pig! 77 00:29:29,610 --> 00:29:34,350 And then my mother, whose inability to hold on to a long -term relationship 78 00:29:34,350 --> 00:29:36,010 Andrew vulnerable to my seduction. 79 00:29:37,130 --> 00:29:40,990 And I can't forget Charity Casey for giving me the courage to be my most 80 00:29:40,990 --> 00:29:45,250 authentic self behind the mask of her Barbie doll face so that I could land 81 00:29:45,250 --> 00:29:46,810 ex -stepfather of my dreams.